I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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