I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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