I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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