Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Randomize
