I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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