I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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