She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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