just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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