You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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