I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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