Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Semen is not good for contacts.
3pm strippers are depressing
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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