i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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