Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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