after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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