jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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