just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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