But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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