So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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