Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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