I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
foreskin is a definite game changer
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Randomize
