I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
