Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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