you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Pooping to opera.
Randomize
