Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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