dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Just cropdusted the office
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
My ass is underappreciated
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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