I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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