The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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