i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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