Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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