Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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