oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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