I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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