Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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