You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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