but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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