I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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