He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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