Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
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