New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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