If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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