some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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