worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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