I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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