at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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