Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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