kristin has been a bad kristin
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
my shit smells like andre
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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