So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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