and next time when you feel me up, do it right
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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