OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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