I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Randomize
